Press kit
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Short description
Terrible Forest Management is a family-friendly PvP firefighting party game for up to 8 players. Cheerful firefighting Hose-Bots battle mischievous flamethrowing Firebugs over a burning low-poly island: douse the flames or fan them, haul wood to hold camps, call in Water Bombers and Meteor Showers, and knock out the other team's supply.
Long description
In the age of drones and droids, humanity finally admitted it was terrible at forest management — so it handed the job to the Hose-Bots: cheerful little firefighting robots with a water tank on their back and a hose they're way too proud of. Then a shadowy crew hacked half the fleet, swapping hoses for flamethrowers and good intentions for chaos.
Hose-Bots: Cheerful little firefighting robots with a water tank on their back and a hose they're way too proud of. They douse flames, coat the woods in pink slurry, and hunt down sneaky Firebugs. Win by soaking the Firebugs' fuel tanks until they've got nothing left to burn with.
Firebugs: Half the fleet got hacked, and these bots traded their hoses for flamethrowers and their good intentions for mischief. They spark wildfires, slick the ground with accelerant, and sneak around the Hose-Bots. Win by toasting the Hose-Bots' water towers so they can't refill.
Matches run six quick rounds with a halftime side swap, so everyone plays both teams. Between rounds, players draft upgrade cards. The fire itself is a third player, spreading by embers across dry grass and trees and fizzling on paths, sand and wet ground, so every match burns differently.
Key features
- Fire that actually spreads. Burning ground throws glowing embers. Dry grass and trees catch easily, paths and sand almost never, and wet or slurry-coated ground fights back. Every match burns differently.
- Squads of friends. Up to 8 players. Queue as a party and stay on the same team all match. The current playtest runs 2v2.
- Proximity voice chat. Talk to anyone nearby, or use your team radio from anywhere on the map. Yes, the enemy can hear you whispering behind that tree.
- Upgrade drafts. Between rounds, everyone picks an upgrade for the side they'll play next. Stack them up and build your bot your way.
- Gadgets and grenades. Crack open chests for Drain grenades that empty enemy tanks, EMPs that zap every robot nearby (friends included), and more.
- Play with bots, too. No crew online? Bot Match fills both teams with bots for a full offline match, 1v1 to 4v4. Mouse or controller, your call.
Trailer
Download the playtest trailer (MP4, 720p, 1:24) · Watch or embed it on YouTube
Screenshots
1600×900 WebP. Click to download. Need a different format or full 1080p? Just ask.
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A Firebug and a Hose-Bot, sizing each other up before the round starts. -
Arm cannons put the hose right where it belongs. -
Hold a camp and your team can call in the Water Bomber. -
Reservoir Masters tow a supply cart that keeps the whole squad topped up. -
Firebugs carry a fuel pack with its own little gauge window. -
Steel-gray robots with team colors on the shoulders, belt, knees and feet. -
The Fire Helmet, in team colors with a gold shield. -
Every Hose-Bot gets a proper fire helmet. -
The Space Helmet. Because why not. -
Firebugs keep it simple: fuel on the back, flame on the arm. -
Water, slurry and flame splash off mountainsides and bridges right where they hit. -
Robots plant their feet on hills and bumps instead of floating over them. -
The Locker's Cannon tab: Charcoal, Team Colors, Gold Plate and Hazard. -
Gold Plate cannon skin, for the bot who has everything. -
Pick a body, a helmet, a badge and a decal in the Locker. -
Spin, tilt and zoom your robot all the way to top-down. -
The hose plugs right into the fitting on the cannon. -
The home screen, with your party and a live count of droids online. -
Bot Match: a full match against bots, offline, 1v1 to 4v4. -
Knockouts earn your team bonus picks in the upgrade draft. -
Enemy health bars, plus the purple stealth bar your Snitch Beam drains. -
The flamethrower hits Hose-Bots directly now, out to about 13 meters. -
No more fog: the map shows the whole island and everyone on it. -
Accelerant is gasoline: light one end and the whole trail goes up. -
Haul wood and stone together, as much as you can carry. Just don't expect to run. -
The Water Bomber now flies coast to coast. -
Bots have names now. Meet Cohere Bear. -
Bots see a strike coming and scatter. -
The feedback button lives in the bottom-left corner of the main menu. -
Report a bug or pitch an idea, with your game log attached.
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About SwampMeister Games
SwampMeister Games is an independent game studio making bright, goofy games you play with your friends. Terrible Forest Management is its first game, built in the open with a live Steam playtest and frequent updates. Read the patch notes.